loaded secret

When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.

(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)

JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.

EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.

by bucky242 January 7, 2012

SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers

A society of teachers planning, either for making students miserable or taking over a school. Most SSOT are formed with school knowledge and have the principal as the leader or head.

The SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers created the SOLS to make students suffer.

by WelcomeNewWorld September 11, 2013

Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.

Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?

by J brown. January 6, 2015

Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.

John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."

by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015

The Secret Sauce

The Act Of Finishing Inside Your Girl Before She Tells You She's On Her Period Creating "The Secret Sauce"

Savage -Ay Bruh Emily Was On Her Period Last Night .
Friend-Damn Sorry To Hear That.
Savage- Yeah I Know Bro. When I Pulled Out After I Finished, The Secret Sauce Was Everywhere!

by A Savage Guy July 5, 2016

Dark Secret

Dark Secrets,le prix du sang. A crime novel of the french author Alexandre Schoedler.
Describing an elusiv criminal wich shadow is lurking upon several cities like New York,Los Angeles,Las Vegas and french riviera cities in France like Cannes(you know,the film festival XO) Nice and Monaco.
A action thriller full of crazy things, like sadistic yakuzas,a woman with several identities,a pervert cop,gambling scenes in stylish palaces in Monte Carlo (my God,so chiiiic)and weird trips like the taxi driver escape or the ambulance kidnapping with a crazy nurse,or the pool jump from a hotel roof! Some killers also of the russian mob and so on. Just a mad novel wich is in the climax of Pulp Fiction and so.

Its only a rumor, no one believe he exists, an urban legend...But some say they worked for him... Dias !
Dark Secrets

by Wikidark February 4, 2017

Legends Secret

A roblox group with the best admins! Basically becuase Kixg_Peyton is in it. Without him the group would be dead, so the group now is basically amazing because he's here. Peyton, however has several issues with some people at LS, They are irrelevant and jealous of Peyton's success. Peyton is also better than Apple, willa, and Cloudy eyes all together! Here's some reasons/ examples;

ApplePie712- Has a obsession over cookies, and her son is like older than her :/
Willa1234up- She likes so many boys here to the point where she is bootleg Taylor swift

Cloud- Calls peyton a bed wetter when she sleeps with a nightlight OOOOh

Legends Secret; Dude did you see that new island?!?
Other dude; Nope I'm gonna check it out!

by Skittle_Man June 26, 2018