Stacked's Law

An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.

The equation reads as

%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where

s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking

This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.

So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.

%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.

So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.

How bout over 15 minutes?

%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk

You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.

oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.

by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010

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wearing two pair of tighty-whitey underpants in an attempt to warm the balls

before going ice fishing, Adrian made sure to sack pack so as to avoid shrinkage.

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sack soup

See: Duck Butter

The soupy film that is present after a long hot day of sweating in your man regions. Golf and basketball are great ways to produce Sack Soup.

I'm really cooking up the sack soup on the back nine today!

by phi582 July 6, 2006

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