reverse blow

What someone does when they put something hot in thier mouth, rather than spit it out, to cool it.

I couldnt wait to dive into the pizza, so when I bit into it, I was forced to perform a reverse blow, or risk getting 3rd degree burns on my tongue.

by Nullpersona January 3, 2008

Alaskan Reversal

When a person gets so angry at another person he cuts off their balls, dips them in liquid nitrogen, puts them in the persons mouth and tapes their mouth shut until they choke on the balls and die.

"I hated James so much that i pulled an alaskan reversal on him."

"The serial killers trademark is the alaskan reversal."

by TheRandyCandyBK November 5, 2009

reverse Lewinsky

When you remove a clothing stain by cumming on it and then wiping it off.

I spilled taco all over my pants, but I was able to get the stain out with a quick reverse Lewinsky.

by Cerebral Impetus April 14, 2010

Texas Reverse Piss

Texas Reverse Piss: The act of stretching one's penis around their waist in order to piss behind themselves. This is a maneuver typically only achievable by those with a larger than average penis.

Joshua: Did you see Adam pull off that Texas Reverse Piss?

Wesley: That dude standing behind him didn't see it coming!

by Monster55 July 27, 2011

Reverse pedophile

When an individual is sexually attracted to older people. The older person is forced into sexual acts against there will. This is not illegal like pedophilia but should be. Molesting older people. Strong, uncontrollable attraction to senior citizens.

Once your a reverse pedophile, you never think the same again.
Dude, i just realized that I`m a reverse pedophile. Lets hit up the senior center now!
Bingo!

by iloveoldmen May 14, 2011

Philip Rivers

Perhaps the most underrated quaterback in the NFL. Still overshadowed by Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and Tom Brady. Even though he is on track to break Dan Marino's season passing yards record. Shot puts the ball with great accuracy and talks mad shit...(Jay Cutler). Easily a top 3 qb in the NFL without a good receiver

Faggot-man, the colts are gonna rape the chargers this weekend

Cool guy-Nah dude, Philip Rivers never loses to the Colts and makes Peyton Manning look like a bitch

Faggot-Oh

by peepingtom29 November 26, 2010

Riverside County

The scum of the earth. A place you go if you are interested in spending thousands of dollars for nit-picky and corrupt law enforcement, or if you would like to vacation in a two and a half foot cell for two years. Also, the land of methamphetamine which can be purchased at your local street corner. Temecula is the 'attractive city' of this county, where police wait at ever corner to give you a ticket for entering the light at a yellow, which averages between a $600 and $1200 fine.

All natural life perishes due to the amount of cigarette butts and hatred spread at the courthouses in this county.

Hemet is another UNattractive city, filled with crime and methamphetamine. It is common for criminals to booby trap police stations and for young adult men to shoot each other over mild disputes.

Mead Valley is a death trap, if people don't like you, they just cut you up and feed you to their pigs.

Lake Elsinore is a city that is so polluted the fish all died in the lake and the smell is so rancid that it still lurks in the valley.

Avoid entering Riverside County by using the 5 North instead of the 15 or 215. San Bernadino county tends to be just as bad as Riverside County.

One of those Temeculites ran into the back of my car with no insurance and even sued me, the police backed him up. Now because I actually have to work for a living, I lost my job because the DMV suspended my license without my knowledge and my car was towed. I lost everything to the corruption and greed in Riverside County.

by demented fly January 7, 2012