pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

pink smelly hammer by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

Pink Glove 

Synonymous with a prolapsed anus which is a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.

I ate a bunch of peanuts and now I got the pink glove!

Pink Glove by windomearle March 10, 2009

pink mitt 

Having your mitts (hands) in some gals pussy. Sort of another thought to fisting, only a lot funnier.

I met this wild girl last night and before I knew it, I was wearing pink mitts! Crazy I tell you...

pink mitt by Pinkmitter August 29, 2007

pink orbit 

with you have a vagina everyone wants.

shes such a pink orbit!

pink orbit by tytykaal October 7, 2009

Pink Armadillo 

The misconstrued pink pig hanging from the rear view mirror... described by an actual pig, as a pink armadillo. Further defined as piglet... or a man who needs more than one woman at a time.

He IS a Pink Armadillo... Enough Said!

Pink Armadillo by JennyBruHaHa July 5, 2010

pink tickler 

The art of performing oral sex whilst ingesting pop-rocks (candy, not drugs).

Dude 1: Hey brotato what's up?
Dude 2: I totally got a pink tickler yesterday!
Dude 1: For serious? Nice!
Dude 2: Yeah, it was pretty frickin sweet!

pink tickler by outdoorsytechnophile January 26, 2011

Pink-eyed moon 

a horrifying variation of a moon where the butt cheeks are pulled away, exposing the "pink-eye" anus.

when my room-mate started cussing me out, I dropped my pants and gave him the "pink-eyed moon"

Pink-eyed moon by mrwebsterman July 29, 2011