Penis Patrol

Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.

Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.

by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003

penis shake

when two guys are naked and stand too close to each other or run into each other and their penises touch it is known as a penis shake. sometimes resulting in a dongknot.

after the big game, the guys hit the showers. tom carelessly walked into ben and gave him a penis shake.

by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

aggravating penis

also known as a thing that gets stuck in the fan

some random kid: hey i have an aggravating penis
other kid: go away, noob

by average boi January 23, 2022

Penis Parrot

When a man hangs his penis over someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.

For some reason, HR found it inappropriate for Jim to give Jessica a penis parrot in front of everyone. It was hilarious.

by donkey5 December 2, 2009

Stenchel Penis

Stench of the Penis

Josh has a Stenchel Penis today in school

by Im me76575675675675645435 January 12, 2011

Penis Inhaler

A Person Who So Fervently Sucks Cock That They Accidentally Inhale The Semen Up Their Nose.

Guy:Holy Shit You Penis Inhaler ya sucked my sperm up yer nose!

by TK NoFear January 23, 2009

penis brothers

Two straight men who are not only friends, but are united by the bond of having had sex with the same woman.

When Wade told me he'd gone home with Julie the night before, I congratulated him. Not just because he'd gotten lucky at the end of the night, but because he and I were now penis brothers.

by The_Italian_Handjob July 21, 2014