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Monkey Twister 

A specially trained monkey, hired by males (and on some occasions females) to twist said person's nipples when desired.
"Dude, I heard Jim hired a monkey twister for his weird fetish."
Monkey Twister by ghosteez March 1, 2014

Monkey Woman 

It's a woman of African or Creole heritage that practices voodoo and other forms of the black arts.
I will go to the Monkey Woman to get my fortune told.
Monkey Woman by Midnight Bell 012 October 21, 2015

Monkey Bang 

From the hours 12AM-4AM you can run into garages sideways at full speed with the intent to make large dents and/or holes in the garage.
“Yo, me and the boys just monkey banged that garage and totally destroyed it.”
Monkey Bang by monkeybanger69 August 4, 2020

monkey hitler

its hitler if he was monkey, which would be funny,

i think.
"oh no monkey hitler"

- every american soldier
monkey hitler by not josh ok bye September 7, 2020

Monkey Spanker 

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

monkey toe 

When your second toe is longer than your first toe.
Eric doesn't have a monkey toe, but Nicole does.
monkey toe by Hook ND January 17, 2009