i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

hot mess

really bad trouble; awful mess

We are in a hot mess in Iraq.

by bearian February 14, 2007

messican

under-minimum wage lawnmowing person,. does not do well when put in contact with anything even remotely involving education

07:37 (@piggy): you lawn mowing messican
07:37 (@piggy): where you been?
07:37 (@evilfr3ak): well school is hella hard

by mvz January 3, 2004

hot sketch mess fest

A sketchy messed up situation that has an undeniable sexiness.

Inviting that guy you just met to house sit with you was a total hot sketch mess fest.

by kwad March 26, 2010

mess

to induce a state of mind where one has no freaking control with the help of alcohol or drugs

man you were a huge mess last night

by bren August 18, 2003

messiah

Used when referring to a person who is extremely late and will almost undoubtedly never turn up.

That guy is the messiah.

by maxgrey December 14, 2008

make a mess

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc

lets' make a mess!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009