magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard

he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 16, 2018

Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.

Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

beard boy shaved

Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.

Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.

T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!

by Cortotto December 2, 2016

beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.

I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

by #uberdyke August 5, 2017