thors hammer

what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.

sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!

by jaque louve March 10, 2005

Hammerhand

The act of master-baiting in which the user's hands makes a motion similar to a hammer hitting a nail.

Johnny hammerhands to internet porn.

by N1337 November 25, 2009

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

blacksmiths hammer

a black person that has a really long, thick and chunky penis, that when he spanks you with it, its like a blacksmith, hammering a horseshoe!

girl 1: oh shit my ass is so sore
girl 2: why?
girl 1: i got blacksmiths hammered last night
girl 1: ohhhhh...

by babybelle December 24, 2009

Texas Hammer Stick

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010

Purple Hammer

When a black man repeatedly hits you over the head with his chode.

"I got purple hammered when i went into the bathroom at the high school."

by B-MasterCock December 20, 2010

meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan

Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

by A guy who hates Brendan February 15, 2014