goober

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

by pissed February 20, 2003

goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.

BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.

by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004

goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

by The Patriarch de Goobers December 9, 2008

[goober]

One who is very tall, goofy, often an athlete. Can be found complaining and recieving very little respect.

"SOMEONE COVER THAT GOOBER!!" - coach

by reverend esteban December 20, 2008

bitches gone bonkers

when all the high school girls start talking shit behind each other’s backs.

also used by the acronym bgb

Hey Keisha! I heard you said Sophia was talkin’ shit.
Yeah, bitches gone bonkers...

by Lil Thong October 14, 2019

Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
-or-
That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

gone like silver spoons

this means u got really drunk or high , or even happy ... and it can also mean good bye when you say by to your friends.....

for example "oh man i was gone like silver spoons last night" meaning u were drunk or high , also it can be an goodbye for example "alright ill see you later, gone like silver spoons"

by Edith aka kiddo July 2, 2006