garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.

Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."

by Jdoggy01 March 3, 2019

Garrett shuffle

When your doing the upside down worm and a hot girl is riding you at the same time.

Last night I did the Garrett shuffle in my bed room.

by Weenpeen21garrett April 1, 2019

Garrett

The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.

Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.

by abcde4568 April 9, 2019

Garrett

A homosexual person who likes people named anna. Garretts tend to wear speedos and have extremely small eyes.

Girl 1: Look, it's Garrett.
Girl 2: Ew, he needs to stop wearing speedos.
Girl 1: I wonder if he can see us right now because of his small eyes.

by homomouse123 April 20, 2019

garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 26, 2019

Gardenwho

When a town or place is so rural and unheard of, Its authenticity in existance is questioned or needs to be repeated when spoken.

Dan: Where do you live?
Larry: Garden Valley
Dan: Gardenwho!?!

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 3, 2019

Garrett

Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.

Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."

by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019