Father Maggot

A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.

Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.

by father maggot July 21, 2024

father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Father

A man in your life who provides, buys you things, gives you a place to stay, but remains distant, a stranger with a role.

My father made dinner today

by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

fathead

a fuckin dumbass who basically thinks they're the shit and know everything

Person 1: Yo bro, is that a card?
Person 2: Yeah man! It's free cash!
P1: How? Let me see that.. this is a credit card, you owe them money.
P2: I bought 50 MacBooks though.. I thought it was free money
P1: No you fucking fathead.

by James Clemates August 16, 2024

Fatherless

you.

You: I have no father :(
Me: lmao fatherless

by Tyler glazer August 21, 2024