fart attack 

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

fart attack by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

fart on my boner 

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

fart on my boner by stupidass January 16, 2006

fart ass 

when a fat girl wears tight pants but only the ass hangs down so it looks like there is a clump of shit in her pants

look that fat bitch has fart ass

fart ass by fart ass hater March 30, 2007

fart blosum 

Someone who misspells fart blossom.

Damn it! Can't anyone spell fart blossom?

fart blosum by Marisela July 25, 2004

Fart Tornado 

The act of letting a fart rip on someone, then you and another person circle around them in a fast motion to trap them in a stinky funnel cloud of gas.

Dave: look at Daunte standing there looking stupid.
Shawn: I know! Lets give him a fart tornado!
Dave: Okay, rrrrriip
Daunte: Fuck you guys!

Fart Tornado by digglez23 November 26, 2010

fart nozzle 

polite term for asshole

Karl Rove is a real fart nozzle

fart nozzle by KJ Plumb November 3, 2005

Fart Stick 

A hollow rod that varies between half an inch in diameter to five inches in diameter that people shove up their ass to help release farts.

Amber: Oh my, what is that stinky smell in the living room? Gasp! I didn't see you sitting over there Toby. I declare, what is that poking out of the bottom of your jorts? Is that mud smeared all over that rather oblong hollow stick? Get that out of your jorts right now! Why do you have an erection? Why is Grand-Ma-Ma's room open?

Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.

Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?

Toby: Yes.

Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.

Toby: pfff-t.

Fart Stick by San Diego Raw Dog April 9, 2010