No one likes him people cross the road when he approaches. He smells like a drain. Wets his pants on a daily basis. People leave the room when he enters. Glasses of water have more of a personality. A true oxygen stealer.
by Daniel John August 18, 2023
Get the Daniel mug.Let me tell you about the absolute worst person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. This individual possesses a personality that is so repugnant, it could make a skunk gag. And let's not even get started on their physical appearance - it's as if they were sculpted by Picasso during his most experimental phase. Truly, a sight for sore eyes.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
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by Daniel John August 18, 2023
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Get the daniel mug.a thin and short guy, but actually strong. has dimples, kind, a fast runner, plays footy mainly, but could play any sport if you taught him, and really funny. has the cutest smile and his classmates call him danny boy, daniel or just danny. doesn’t matter if you a girl or dog or any kind of creature, he can probably have a long conversation with you and at the end of it, you’ll want to hear more of what this guy has to say. most daniels have extremely clear and soft skin, and only use water and a very old and maybe expired moisturiser. also the name of 2 guys i’ve had crushes on. (this is #1)
Person 1: damn daniel has really clear skin!
Person 2: i know right?! he actually won the genetics lottery!
Daniel: *washing his face with drink tap water and putting on some old-ass looking moisturiser*
Person 2: i know right?! he actually won the genetics lottery!
Daniel: *washing his face with drink tap water and putting on some old-ass looking moisturiser*
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Person 1: Can you Hand Me the homework over
Person 2: No!
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Person 3: Yeah, fuck you
Person 4: Bitch
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Person 2: No!
Person 1: Youre a fucking Daniel, Little bitch😡
Person 3: Yeah, fuck you
Person 4: Bitch
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