when a woman gargles on your testicals and her nose is inserted up your ass.You are masturbating and as you cum you smack her on her vagina which makes her blow snot out of her nose into your asshole
by Steve the perv December 9, 2013
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- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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When a radio station, such as Z99 or any Ryan Seacrest broadcasting, plays 2 songs of lesser enjoyment in a back-to-back fashion. The term originated when the song Blurred Lines was followed by the ill famed, Thrift Shop.
Example of a "Double Shitty": "Fuck one direction just came on after nickelback we got double shittied"
by Donheis December 29, 2013
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My car had just broken down in the middle of nowhere, and then I got mugged. Its like someone handed me a batch of double fuck oreos.
by humerus September 20, 2014
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Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.
Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.
Dude 1: "Have a good weekend mang, see you Monday."
Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."
Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."
by Bad Larry Tanzania February 17, 2014
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by Angry Fudgie March 1, 2014
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A Sokolow Maneuver performed on two different chicks on two consecutive nights.
* Note* To date, there is no evidence that anyone has been able to successfully accomplish a double Sokolow.
A Sokolow Maneuver performed on two different chicks on two consecutive nights.
* Note* To date, there is no evidence that anyone has been able to successfully accomplish a double Sokolow.
by squid222 May 8, 2014
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