David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself
Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018
Get the david peacockmug. Zaria is the nicest person ever. She makes me smile when i’m sad and cares about many people. Everyone helps her when she’s sad because she would do the same for us We love zaria and care for her very much
by lalaworld323 October 2, 2022
Get the zaria davidmug. David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.
Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021
Get the David Smithmug. David wall is a well know sociopath and loves to play with minors in his free time he is always well know for pissing on people it’s a habit of thr young man David wall
by Localscumbag June 26, 2023
Get the David wallmug. by inuJ zetroC June 23, 2019
Get the David Santosmug. He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.
by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019
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