The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.
Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023
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A combination of “crunchy” and “country”; used to describe a person that conveys both rural and “new-age” characteristics. Usually queer-identifying, wears Birkenstocks and blundtstones; interests include yoga, foraging for medicinal herbs and fungi, listens to Tyler Childers and Noah Kahan, probably drives a Subaru. A subtype of “yallternative”.
A combination of “crunchy” and “country”; used to describe a person that conveys both rural and “new-age” characteristics. Usually queer-identifying, wears Birkenstocks and blundtstones; interests include yoga, foraging for medicinal herbs and fungi, listens to Tyler Childers and Noah Kahan, probably drives a Subaru. A subtype of “yallternative”.
“Becca starting a yoga retreat at the organic vegetable farm on their homestead in Maine is the most crunchtry thing ever”
by Dustin143 September 28, 2023
Get the crunchtry mug.A chaunchburger is positionally specific. When a vag requires oral attention, but the chick refuses to roll off of her side, you’re left with a chaunchburger. Not unlike a Wendy’s hamburger. Note, finding condiments, especially bacon, is not a good thing.
I went over to Paul’s to tap his mom last night, but his dad was laying next to her in. She rolled onto her side and gave me her chaunchburger.
by Schmebar October 8, 2023
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Person 1: Do you know That Kid?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: He's an amazing artist & that's why i'm a crunchwrap
Person 1: Do you know That Kid?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: He's an amazing artist & that's why i'm a crunchwrap
by stanloonaorelse December 2, 2023
Get the crunchwrap mug.A: Have you seen Jerome? His laugh is so damn crunchy.
B: Jerome's crunchy laugh sounds like a refrigerator making ice.
B: Jerome's crunchy laugh sounds like a refrigerator making ice.
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