Carpetbagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Jacob, moved to the South, to take advantage of what he deemed as uneducated idiots, easily taken advantage of.
His Carpetbagger ways, got him tared & feathered, then run out of town on a rail...

by Scuffed Princess Bubbles January 28, 2021

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Carpety

when something feels like it has been sitting on the carpet for a long time

"that shirt feels carpety"
"was it on your floor?"
"yes"

by superzachsmom69 February 11, 2021

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carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

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Carpetneck

Any incompetent individual that often fails to complete easy tasks. These people are deserving of a nice slap on the neck whenever they do something stupid. The slap will leave a welt, making their neck hairs stand up, which makes it fuzzy like a carpet.

"Timmy burnt the popcorn, what a carpetneck"

"You gave us the wrong directions you damn carpetneck"

by muslimkisser43 April 14, 2021

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