magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard

he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.

Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.

by Santas little helper September 11, 2012

Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.

T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!

by Cortotto December 2, 2016

Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

by Moodypoodyrudy December 15, 2021

Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 16, 2018

Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.

Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011