Albert Pujols

Accomplishments:
* 2005 National League MVP
* Five-time All-Star (2001, 2003-06)
* Pujols has finished in the top four in the voting for MVP of the National League every year of his career, winning once (2005) and coming in second three times (2002, 2003 & 2006).
* National League Batting Champion, 2003
* Only Ralph Kiner hit more home runs (215) in his first five seasons (2001-05) than Albert (201).
* Named to Major League Baseball's Latino Legends Team in 2005 as the starting first baseman.
* First Cardinal Home Run in New Busch Stadium9
* Became the 35th batter to hit four homeruns in four consecutive at-bats, and the 20th batter to hit four home runs in four consecutive plate appearances, on April 16 and 17, 2006.
* Holds the record for most home runs in the month of April with 14 in 2006.
* Became the fastest player in Major League history to reach 19 home runs in a season, doing so on May 13, 2006.
* Became the third-fastest, after Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire, to reach 25 home runs in a season, doing so on May 29, 2006.
* Became first player in MLB history to hit 30 home runs in each of his first six seasons (2001-06).
* Became the 16th batter to hit three home runs in a game twice in the same season in 2006 (04.16 & 09.03).
* 20 of his 49 home runs accounted for the game-winning RBI in 2006, breaking Willie Mays' single-season record set in 1962.
* 2006 World Series Champion.

Awards:
* Rookie of the Year, 2001
* Three-time Silver Slugger (2001, 2003-04) (Note: Pujols has won a Silver Slugger at three different positions: First Base, Third Base, and Left Field).
* National League Player of the Month for both May and June 2003 and for April 2006
* Hank Aaron Award, 2003
* TSN Player of the Year, 2003
* NLCS MVP, 2004
* National League MVP, 2005
* Gold Glove Award at first base, 2006

"In the air to left field, and Pujols has given St. Louis the lead! A dramatic, towering, three-run home run! Stunned in disbelief here in Houston. … How about Albert Pujols!"
-Thom Brennaman on Pujols 9th inning 3-run homer against the Astros, Game 5 NLCS

by pujolsrolenedmonds52715 July 20, 2008

Abercrombie and Fitch

Middle class, Well mannered people. usually wealthier than other people nhot always . good since of style rnt in to drugs like u emo kids who smoke pot and r gonna work at mcdoanlds for the rest of youre life and be lozers dont bitch to us u had ur chance try goin to college wait u cant u have 20 pierceings and 5 tattos and wear all black u freaks god ur so jealous cauze were gonnna be come some one and u rnt get a good job and u can afford a&f freaks!!!

Prep guys: Parker! look at that freak oo shitt his whole body is covered in tattos look at his hair! and those weird throat chocker thing

Drew!!! i saw him last nite he's the dishwasher at taco bell. o how sad hes like 30

I LOVE ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH.!!!

by Carter. K August 3, 2006

Alberta

The leftovers of Saskatchewan.

"Dude, saskatchewan is too amazing for me, time to move to alberta"

by fsghdkfhsdf April 6, 2009

Abercrombie Kids

A store for the silly little children who do not actually buy their own clothes and instead, force their parents to buy them overpriced silly T-shirts with a big word on them. Silly, silly. But, its ok because I personally do not expect the silly little 7-11 year olds to have their own style. They are still silly and young. But, by the time you do not fit your ass into that store, it is time for you to have some style and not wear jeans and a logo T-shirt all the time! (:

Little Sister: Hey look at my new abercrombie T-shirts from abercrombie kids!! Aren't they cool?
Big Sister: (is thinking um no not really) yea sure!!
Little Sister: Yay!!! My big sister thinks I'm cool!!!
Big Sister: oh god i hate abercrombie. I cant wait until my little sister can wear Forever 21......

by geniusGirllx3 February 21, 2009

Albert Wesker

A stupid ass mofo that fucking pulls matrix bullshit on you before shooting black dicks at you,while yelling CHRIS,Chriiis! or CHRIS!!!

Chris:God i sure am glad we killed wesker
Albert Wesker:CHRIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Oceanisgayforthemen June 26, 2009

abercrappie

to wear faggot ass tight shirts that cut off circulation

john jake and dj all went to abercrappie together and did each other in the ass

by reno October 30, 2006

abercrombie and fitch

A store that many people hate on for unclear reasons. It's a clothing store selling good quality shirts for people who are in good shape. There is no reason to trash the store because you are jealous of people who have money and have a good body to fit into nice looking cothing. If you think torn or vintage style clothing is garbage; think again- its a style; just like any other clothing store out there. They are expensive beccuse they have good quality that won't shrink in one washing cycle. It is a typical store that sells clothes and tells people nothing of your personality. I used to hate this store because I thought it was for rich preps or stuck up brats, but after I shopped at the outlet once; that changed my mind. If its too much money, go shop at the outlet; no one would know! You can get really cute and nice clothing and tshirts for 10 bucks. Yeah, I don't think that is expensive at all. If you hate abercrombie and fitch, there's only one reason: jealousy.. So people should stop being so stereotypical about a normal clothing store.

Ignorant girl: 'Omg, that girl is wearing abercrombie and fitch; i hate her so much; she's a stuck up brat''

*my theory proved- even if you dont know the person dont trash on them because their style of clothing is different from yours

by whydoesitmatter August 11, 2005