Jewish Shower

A Jewish Shower can be defined as a person only cleaning their face and their crotch with wet wipes or the like.

"Hey you're not that dirty, go and take a Jewish Shower"
"Alright, I'll be quick"

by droop_1_snoot December 13, 2019

shower gumby

When a person intentionally plays with his wiener to make it seem like he has a bigger-than-normal penis in the locker showers

kid 1: "Man did you see the size of Richards wang? It was massive!"

kid 2: "He doesnt really have that big of a penis, he just gave himself a shower gumby."

by John Jonson June 10, 2009

Meteor Shower

A group of people smoking crack dipped in embalming fluid.

Let's go over to Danny Five's for the meteor shower tonight.

by mwgris April 18, 2011

power shower

Similar to power nap, the concept of taking a quick nap to relieve exhaustion, but applied to showering. One takes a power shower when they have just engaged in a sweaty activity (i.e., sex or sports) and doesn't have time for a full-length shower. Usually involved rinsing down with soap, instead of shampoo, conditioner, and shaving.

"I had a quickie with my boyfriend during my lunch break today!"
"Didn't you feel gross afterwards?"
"Well, I didn't have time to take the shower I wanted to, so I just took a power shower!"

by melodramaticpony April 4, 2009

Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004

Polish Shower

A person who smothers themselves with cheap perfume stolen from there grandma's handbag to cover the smell that has persisted from not taking a shower in the past 7 days.

Polish Girl 1: Do have any perfume I need to take a shower before we leave.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.

by Polish Girl 3 May 3, 2003

mexican shower

also known as 'spanish bath'

a quick wash of face and under the arms and/or the groin and maybe the old talc powder in the greasy hair trick instead of a full bath or shower.

take 2 bottles in the shower? no i just spanish bath and fuck off

by nutsman November 22, 2004