fuller than snot

Your tummy is crazy full and you can't fit any more food in

Alli was fuller than snot after eating at Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018

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Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

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More than yesterday ago

A period of time between 2 and however many days ago feels right but cannot be verified or recalled. Most frequently used to refer to a day that occurred within the past week.

I lost some of my carefully machined parts more than yesterday ago.

by LicensedToMill February 2, 2024

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I can be and am better than you

I'm not competing with my self and you are trying to erase and control me because you could not win.

Hym "I can be and am better than you. And your reaction to losing is going to exist on the internet forever in the form of the xQc meme where it's him laughing juxtaposed to him stonefaced. You only hurt yourselves by doing this to me and receding into your own solipsistic existence. When the door to your cell closes it closes forever the second I die."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

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