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anus waffle 

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.

Fishy Waffle

Stanky pussy
"That bitch had a fishy waffle. There was some stank on that pussy
Fishy Waffle by Xelandra January 25, 2016

Indian Waffle Maker 

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."

rhino waffle

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.
Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.
rhino waffle by booty hooty September 13, 2016

stoop waffle 

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.
Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle
stoop waffle by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Glass waffle 

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.
Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.
Glass waffle by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016