top shelf 

aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop

you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit

i just left a floater!

top shelf by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005

top eight whore 

1) a person on myspace who moves his/her friends down or up on their tops after fights, etc.

2) a person on myspace that nags other people to be on his/her top friends, complains about the order, etc.

Both are etremely annoying.

1) Person being a top eight whore:
girl: I can't believe she ditched me for her boyfriend last night! I'm soo putting kristen in front of her to piss her off.

2) Why did you move me down on your top eight??? Are you mad at me?
Like omgg.

top eight whore by tinaa mariee December 12, 2008

Top Ninja 

A 8<X top friends list on Myspace that no one can see except for the user.

That douche is 37 on my Top Ninja, but he'll never know!

Top Ninja by Sugarcane Ninja December 3, 2007

top cop 

a police officer who thinks he is a cop 24/7

top cop is pulling traffic in his POV
is top cop wearing cuffs in civies

top cop by no-lifer May 26, 2008

top caliba 

A person who is a top caliba or caliber individual, a big tyma, a big styla, a allround big fish, ya get me

kid1:whats up top caliba?
kid2:chillin,cool

top caliba by certified.paki1 June 23, 2008

Top Soil 

A chewing tobacco "dip" (either in long-cut or pouch form) put it one's upper lip. This is commonly done to reduce the need to spit, as less saliva comes in contact with the tobacco.

B-boy: "Let's throw in a top soil before we head into the stadium."

Top Soil by CountryKingMN July 30, 2012

Top-deck 

The honorable act of finishing (cumming) in someone of the other sex's hair. Usually accompanied by the scream "You're about to get top-decked bitch"

Ruby: I let Steve top-deck me last night
Jewel: You freaky bitch

Top-deck by Slap and tickle with the lads November 28, 2016