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Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

man sandwich 

Three men in a bed.
Not necessarily gay. Almost always extremely open-minded heterosexuals.
Edgar's the filling in a man sandwich.
man sandwich by TREWACKO November 8, 2007

red and white sandwich

A Budwieser beer in the red and white can...used b/c the heaviness of the beer makes it a good meal replacement for rednecks, alcoholics and sundry other drinkers
"what did you have for lunch?"
"I was in a hurry so I just grabbed a red and white sandwich out of the cooler"

Pulled-pork Sandwich 

A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.
I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.
Pulled-pork Sandwich by Kwazimoto August 23, 2008

The Diglett Pussy Sandwich 

A foursome sex act involving 3 women and 1 man.
Two women support themselves on both sides of the man and sandwich the mans penis between their pussies constantly grinding it up and down locking eyes with eachother.
The mans penis becomes Diglett.
The two pussies become a sandwich.
Surpise Guest!!!
A forth woman joins in to suck on the diglett and when its ready to blow she stops sucking and lets the jizz explode all over the other two women. The forth womans job is to then lick up the jizz off the womens bodies and share it by making out with the two other women.

Delicious :)
- OMG, did you here what Becky ate last night?
-- No.
- She ate a sandwich!!!
-- Whats so special about a sandwich???
- It wasn't any ordinary sandwich!!!
- It was, The Diglett Pussy Sandwich.
-- Wow thats one lucky dude.

crab sandwich 

A Vagina with its own ecosystem. Infested with crabs.
"Dude i bet our gym teacher has a crab sandwich"
crab sandwich by Derek61718 May 27, 2006