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Art porn

A type of porn that in addition to being hot and sexy is also meant to be a work of art. That is, it is made to be beautiful and to have artistic meaning.
by The Fury 13 October 28, 2010
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grill porn

catalogs made up of outdoor barbecue cookers and smokers mailed to men just before Fourth of July and Father's Day
Wow, I've got to show Mike this grill porn
by Coxbox May 14, 2010
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Porn festival

Where people come together at a certain time often at a national park to act out there porn dreams. And people watch porn and then copy that. That can last a week or more. How ever long it last.
by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010
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recession porn

refers to a new phenomenon dealing with bad economic news being like crack. And a sick sense of doomsday thrill certain people getting from reading and following such news.

The appeal to such sensational content is somewhat "being better prepared to be the last man standing during the end of times".
Jack is pretty well off considering harsh macroeconomic conditions in the country. However, he seems to have developed an obsession with recession porn.
by S.W.A April 21, 2009
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Porn colony

A community that some people build where they can live life the way it is shown in porn films. Where they watch porn then copy everything in it. Where they all have sex several times each day and don't have much else to think about but sex.
Lets move to that porn colony.
by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010
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porn mourn

The feeling of agonizing devestation because you lost all your porn. This is due to discovery of porn by spouse and it getting dumped by them. Or voluntary when your spouse burns it in front of you while filming it with a flip phone and posting on line. Say you has stored 17 years of porn and archeived it and now sits in a rented storage unit which was confiscaded for non-payment. Involuntary: destroyed by natural event beyond control. the feeling of doom when you realise you have no porn and must find it again, thank god for the internet.

But with the interned comes the ability to have gobs of porn and you go broke buying extended hard drives to house em all. Porn morn happend when you loose all this data,either by having a friend help you out and accidently wipe your computer clean, or parent/spouse/whatever finds your porn and you have to 86 it.
A: What is wrong with Kerric?
B: Give him a break, his wife Molly made him throw out his 35 year collection of "Inches" magazine and then threw him out.

A: Poor guy, porn mourn and rejection.
by gretel666 June 18, 2010
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moose porn

Moose performing sexually on camera for the viewing pleasures of mature moose audiences and probably you you know the guy looking up moose porn on the internet
Hey wanna watch moose porn?
by steel moose March 8, 2015
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