johnny foster

A Cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi johnny foster

by Steelers4313 May 10, 2018

Dawson Johnny

Very sweet man who’ll confuse you if he actually likes you or not, willing to put the effort in bed and always smiles to Pomplamoose’s song “ Bust your kneecaps” when you sing it to them

You should always try to date a man like Dawson Johnny

by Slabi December 2, 2021

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.

Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.

by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022

Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.

Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again

by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022

Johnnys

condoms its a word used mostly in ireland and the uk

friend:are u wearin johnnys lad?
person:yea
friend:ah fair play to ya

by yanansnikers June 30, 2021

Pull A Johnny

To defecate within the interior of someone's refrigerator.

I heard that he fucked my girlfriend at the party so I decided to pull a Johnny in his fridge.

by TikTak1848 July 23, 2017