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Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.
None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.
None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“
„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
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Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
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