Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.

I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed

by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016

hooking up

Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex

“We hooked up last night”
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped”

by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021

Dual Hooked

Dual Hooking or being Dual Hooked is Hacker slang for when a malicious file, exploit, or script is booby-trapped so that instead of only attacking the target, it also tries to compromise the attacker who opens, edits, or analyzes it. Basically, a hack that hacks the hacker back.

“He thought he was testing a free exploit kit, but it was dual hooked — it backdoored his own box.”

by realreal445 September 10, 2025

Hook, Line, and Stinker

When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.

I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."

by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023

captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

by Dave skylark February 18, 2015

Hook Shot

A wild, lucky shot that your friend chucked from the three-point line with one arm because he is too weak to get it there with normal form.

Jack: Dang, did you see that kid hook shot that ball?

Kaitlyn: Yeah, he sucks... Can't ball to save his life.

by The_Tru_Baller March 8, 2016

Mexican hook

The act of inserting two fingers like a hook in one's anus and pulling as hard as you can to inflict an immense amount of pain and discomfort.

He is known to give out some nasty Mexican hooks.

by Jan Boterkoek March 12, 2025