Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.

"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."

by GetTKd December 13, 2021

gumpledorf

A dwarf (dorf) who is very overweight and enjoys some good gumple (a traditional dwarven meal)

person 1: you're a gumpledorf
person 2: no im not a fat dwarf who eats gumple

by stinkystinkerstinkman December 14, 2021

Gump

Sticking gum on your taint to save it for later.

Dylan and Preston gumped all night long

by Furest gump December 21, 2021

Gumpiversary

Every February 12th you watch Forrest Gump for no reason at all.

Its Gumpiversary we should watch Forrest Gump

by Slippser February 7, 2022

Gummy twenty

Gummy twenty

When you pick up a Hooker with no teeth on Elcajon blvd ask for a Gummy Twenty

by Scronny rolly February 28, 2022

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022