Porn Detective

Someone who uses all their internet sleuthing abilities in order to find the source of a particular pornographic image or clip. Google search, reverse image search, questioning discord and reddit users, freeze framing to check out on-screen text, cross referencing screenshots of the model in question with a database of similar looking models until he finds a match, nothing is out of the question when you're horny and trying to get off. This is the dude that should have been working at the NSA to find Bin Laden, but instead he's trying to find the name of the porn star he just watched get gangbanged.

Imagine a dude from CSI, except instead of looking for a murderer, he's zooming into a washed out watermark in the corner of a :03 second .gif in order to find out the source of the porn he wants to jack off to.

Jim: "God damn that was a hot clip. Who was that?
Michael: "No idea. Just found it while browsing reddit. Send it to Kyle, he's a real porn detective. If he's horny, He'll find the source in less than an hour."

by Atsumi Saiki December 9, 2021

unwanted-internet detox

This phrase is used when you don't have your phone/laptop/tab or whatever you use for the internet..but in reality this ain't true you just don't have it or your mom took it or you lost it and then you get it back

A: Where you were?
B: Oh, i went on an unwanted-internet detox

by LMALLLLANIYOM May 4, 2018

Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD)

Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or putting your penis in tannerite.

Damn Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD) is hot, I wanna try it with my friend.

by ST3ve? September 20, 2020

head lice Detector

Someone who adopted a pet lice and took it to the next level. Someone you pisses in you pool just to annoy you. Some one who HATES sharing there lice.

“AYO!, do me a favor and gimme some lice bro!” “NO YOU SMELLY WELLY !” “I AINT SHARING MY LICE!” “What a head lice detector!”

by Sam o shame ass July 6, 2021

Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective

A game so underrated, that it didn’t have a definition on urban dictionary until now. If you haven’t heard of it, and chances are you haven’t, stop whatever your doing and buy it or watch the 9 hour gameplay on YouTube. It deserves a higher place in pop culture. Created in 2011 by Capcom, this game was overshadowed by it’s sibling, Ace Attorney. You play as Sissel, a recently deceased spirit who wakes up with no memory and powers of the dead. These powers allow him to manifest objects and travel back in time 4 minutes before someone’s death to change their fate. The story slowly builds as Sissel seeks to find the reason for his death, and the truth of what happened.

I just finished Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective and it is a hidden Gem. What a twist, the main character was actually Redacted.

by udontknowmeidontknowu July 8, 2021

pshh... Details

A Sarcastic term to void, or make a previous statement more accurate. Beating around the bush.

Also a term Derick Cecil has Patented

Guy 1: I think im gonna jump across the river
Guy 2: That river is about 100 yards across
Guy 1: Pshh... Details

by Derick Cecil January 4, 2013

detox

a last ditch effort to make the statement "this too, shall pass" come to fruition because NOTHING else seems to be working. Not meant to offend anyone, especially a little sister...in fact, it should be taken as a compliment that someone has incredibly strong feelings for someone else and is absolutly unable to act on them.

She's like a drug, I need to detox myself.

by Steve #4 January 22, 2008