Cognoffin

An assortment of cogs, wires and nails. This is used to describe a mess of un-needed parts and such that will get in the way.

Gerald the Builder: *Spill bucket of nails*

Craig Blacklock the Builder: Damn Gerald you just made a Cognoffin!

Gerald the Builder: A what?

Craig Blacklock the Builder: A mess of un-needed parts and such that will get in the way.

by Soapy Sponge June 16, 2018

Condom Shot

The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.

“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Condom

sexual intercourse between a heterosexual couple or homosexual relationship to reduce the risk of linking the sperm and the egg and creating a fetus to later be born into a child which will cost an average of 12,000 dollars a year. therefore condoms are good

damn make sure you use a condom when you smash

by oliviao June 27, 2018

Condom

Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun

I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring

by Josuetherealidiot May 9, 2018

Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018