snatch bounce

(1) to bounce one's snatch off of the ground while in a split and rotating in a circular motion.

(2) to repeatedly smack the pavement with one's snatch while propelling oneself in a helicopter-like fashion

(snach' bouns) verb

(3) one who partakes in snatch bouncing is referred to as a snatch bouncer

(snach' bounser) noun

"Hey, Sara, check out those mad snatch bouncers across the street."

"Wow, those snatch bouncers are really smacking the pavement hard."

"That snatch bounce was intense!!"

by Jbizzle trifecta November 9, 2009

bouncer

a retard who can't dance either while he is singing (concert) or when he is at a night club and he looks really funny.

man that guy is such a bouncer hahaha

by De_Guy_That_Knows_Words September 19, 2006

Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020

Michelle Branch

Pop singer who is talented vocally, but not a particularly good composer.

Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.

Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.

Michelle Branch sings so good, to bad her music is crappy "guitar pop".

Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?

Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.

by tanukisanyo May 18, 2005

Brunchkin

The state of a munchkin between sunrise and lunch.........

"hee hee munchkin transformed to brunchkin"

by Tim Nice But Dim February 14, 2004

bounce

To leave somewhere in a hurry.

Lets bounce before they find us.

by kyle May 13, 2005

bounce

basically, leave. but when people say usually say bounce, they mean "LEAVE BIZNATCH!"

make like titties and bounce!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007