head fake

when a person begins to make there way down a mans body -towards the peins- as if to give oral sex and does nothing more than look around.

That girl kiss down my chest like she was gonna do the dam thing but it was just a head fake.

by AndrewNG August 31, 2006

fake crush

A crush where at some days you HATE them, but others all you wanna do is be around them. A crush where your heart plays tricks on you.

Bob: GOD SUSAN I HATE YOU
Susan:Fuck off
The next day
Bob: God Susan I'm sorry I love you
Susan: ew
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Basically bipolar...

Bob: I think I have a fake crush on Susan
Fred: Omg no way

by Poxomon December 04, 2015

fake-baked

sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).

look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.

by jenn g February 02, 2005

Fake Away

Setting your instant messenger program to "away" status so people think you're not available. Helpful when you actually want to get some work done.

Bob's buddy icon says he's not there, but I literally just saw him working on a TPS report. I think he is just Fake Away.

by edgemedia August 15, 2008

faking out

faking out: drunk kissing. So you're at a party and you end up kissing your best friend or just someone who's really icky. It doesn't matter, cos you weren't making out, you were faking out (can also be used for popular people and geeks)

'Woah, you were totally making out with Laurence, we have photographic evidence'
'What? that wasn't making out, that was faking out!'
(and your integrity stays intact!)

by unknown_pill July 03, 2006

pump fake

a girl that looks awesome from a distance but terrible up close

dude, that chick is a total pump fake

by kyle March 25, 2005

Fake anime fan/fake weeb

A fake anime fan is someone who watches anime only because they heard it's popular
-has a profile pic of some character from the '80s(yet can't name the anime it's from)
-watches only the most popular shows(Naruto,Haikyuu,Attack on Titan,Death Note)
-doesn't watch anything too old 'cuz their virgin eyes can't stand older graphics and their tiny brains can't comprehend their plot
-doesn't read manga
-never even heard of light novels
-does dumbass tiktoks where they shake their stupid arms like an autistic hobo pointing at some colorful texts
-watched one episode of a random hentai and think they're cultured
-if you call them out you are *deep breath* toxic ungrateful crayon eater elitist gatekeeper hater with no life who deserves to die
-doesn't accept any criticism of their favourite anime,and will call you the words above if you dare say anything
-"no mom anime is not for kids,see it has titties and big bloody monster,is cartoon for big kidz like me"
-says the most sad and cringe things like "naruto changed me" or "these characters may be fictional but they are real in my heart"
-probably a "emily/blm/acab/eat the rich" type of 14yrs old white girl or one of her simps

-omg i love anime!
What's your favourite anime?
-My hero macadamia nuts!
-Ok...what do you think of the latest chapter?
-i dont like reading manga
-fake anime fan/fake weeb

by DumbfuckGenius February 03, 2021