An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
When a husband doesn't want to do something but his wife wants him to do it, she convinces him to do it.
Ryan didn't want to go to a family get together, but his wife used her wife sorcery on him to convince him to go.
by lordvoldemort87 November 16, 2022
Your dad: Yo who tf is that fine bae that likes Ganyu so much?
Your mom: SHEEEESH that’s my new gf @ganyus_.wife
Your mom: SHEEEESH that’s my new gf @ganyus_.wife
by Ppfarr May 12, 2021
THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3
Evie my fav wife is so pretty
by GA1029384756 February 26, 2023
souyas.real_.wifee is someone who is Souya Kawatas' wife as their username says. They are the TRUE and ONLY wife to Souya and anyone that says otherwise is LYING 🤥.
by pink.nintendo.ds December 28, 2021
by Shut it declan I'd do you July 01, 2023