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vaginaing

1. The rubbing of two or more vaginas together at any one time for sexual pleasure.
I want to vagina you on a desert road to nowhere, by a pool of water that never was.

My girlfriend and I were sprung by my nanna while vaginaing to the sensual tunes of Barry White
by Punk Rat January 16, 2006
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vagina rip

rip you get on your pants right between your legs causing vagina-like hole
Man, I got a vagina rip in my new pair of pants!
by K Mart May 4, 2008
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satan's vagina

a way to describe something extremely amazing
holy moly jill, that sandwich was satan's vagina!
by Yevgeniya Wolf December 26, 2011
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Vagina

What man desire to poke into it
Hubai:ilove vagina
by Vagina Loveer March 4, 2009
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vaginal vomit

A GDer who has gained prommiedom by means of creating e-drama via Shellmac and "FUCK YOU HATERS" threads in which he names people and why they are failed abortions.
He's also dating another GDfag called "And I was like WHAT."
Gaiafag: "Fuck vaginal vomit!"
vaginal vomit v9000: "No no no. Fuck YOU."
by DanGreen October 28, 2010
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Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.
Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!
by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006
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vagina

A death trap more sinister than heroin, meth, and a gambling addiction combined.
Jack: did you hear about what happened to Phil?

Bob: Shit yeah dude. He fell into a vagina and it killed him.

Jack: I tried to warn him, but they never fucking listen.
by Jo Dizzle May 2, 2013
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