Snowy O'Toole 

The process of dipping ones phallus in something sticky, and then dipping it in a pile of cocaine before having intercourse.

Dude, what happened last night? Your bedroom smells like honey and coke!" "Oh, your mom came over and I gave her the ol' Snowy O'Toole.

Snowy O'Toole by Robokittenremix July 8, 2010

toolfool 

1. Someone who is simultaneously a tool and a fool.
2. A ridiculously funny and condescending way to tell someone they're being an idiot.

"You hung up on me!!"
"No I didn't!"
"You're such a toolfool!"

toolfool by Denizz December 14, 2008

Sneakers O Toole

He never takes his sneakers off.

"We will never get Sneakers O Toole to take his sneakers off. Not in these shoes."

Sneakers O Toole by Benjamin Petrofsky December 20, 2008

Tooled

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.

Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!

Tooled by T-Rav January 21, 2005

power tools 

vibrators, bullets, butterflies, licorice stix, purple flirts, etc

I just bought some new power tools at the fun party. Its not small you gotta plug it in the wall.

power tools by Mr. Reality Music May 8, 2008

toolgasm

A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.

When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.

toolgasm by Allen November 4, 2003

toolbaggery 

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.

Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!

toolbaggery by terv February 12, 2007