alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

Work hard token

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit

Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today

by luck257 March 15, 2022

sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream

Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.

by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022

Hang the towel

When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).

Those abs made me hang the towel.

by Kerfew July 4, 2022

Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Devil's Toenails

Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.

"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023

Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023