shizzle popped

(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb

1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.

"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."

"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"

by Dyslexicon March 30, 2010

sizzled icicle

when a man with a moustache goes down on a chick and when he comes back up he has cum in his moustache.

girl1- sean went down on me last ight and i jizzed n when he came back up he had my jizz in his stache but i didnt wanna say anything
girl2- ahhh, thts nasty, i went on urban dictionary the other day and im pretty sure thts called a sizzled icicle and i bet he felt like a retard when he seen it in the mirror

by C.G/diesel December 12, 2010

Sizzle-fied

hot, smoking, certified sizzling

She was sizzle-fied this weekend!

by strwby04 January 15, 2011

sizzle of your drizzle

Your situation, typically a reference to something bad.

I heard you broke your foot. That happened to me last year, so I understand the sizzle of your drizzle.

by Fo-Sheezy March 16, 2012

Shizzle

A word used to describe something.
Another word for s**t.

Any random shizzle.
You're the shizzle.

by EISando December 28, 2013

scizzle bag

Its another term for scum bag but a gentler way of saying scum bag. Also meaning peice of shit or fucking asshole.

Yo bro, youre a fucking scizzle bag!
Shes just a scizzle bag, just dirt on the road everyones gotten to feel her.

by dpiren April 23, 2014

Shizzlemonk

something to exclaim if stuck for words

oh shizzlemonk! that guy's killing me online

by the anglo-egyptian jedi November 20, 2014