Slower

When the girl you are fucking tells you to go slower cuz your dick is so big

, hard and ginormous she cant take it......

“Mhmmm~ daddy slower your too big”

by Big daddy you pog April 30, 2021

Slowpoke

Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.

1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"

by Wordcreator123bxtch August 22, 2011

slowskys

Two turtles who consist of Mr. Slowsky, and Mrs. Slowsky. They appear in the new and somewhat old Comcast internet connection commercials.

The slowskys love slow and steady.

by The Funky Chicken July 2, 2008

slowpoke

v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion

"Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke"

by Optik May 11, 2006

slowie

1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.

2.) The opposite of a quickie

DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!

by IEatBadgers July 26, 2006

slowfer

Someone who needs to really hurry up so much they become annoying and irritating.

You're such a slowfer.

by Janet R. January 24, 2007

slowpede

A stampede of fat and or obese people that may be too fat to see you. Resulting in you being trampled.

Oh my God! It's a slowpede! Run!

by bobauly March 19, 2008