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seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.
"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"
by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016
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Seasonal Recipe

When one is waisting another persons bandwidth without that persons aproval.
For example, “Dude, you’re making me a seasonal recipe, not cool man.”
by Ash Clarck October 3, 2017
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Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
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Seasoned

Getting your ass brutally beaten. Getting beat down or getting killed. Similar to getting murked folded or dropped.
That nigga was talking shit you already know i had to season his ass.

Damn, Scott really got his shit seasoned during the fight yesterday.
by anonymous June 12, 2018
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Seasoned

Someone who is fun, has a great personality and the opposite of boring.
I don’t get why they don’t hang out with us, we are sooo seasoned.
by vioLIT_thompson February 19, 2019
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Seasonback

That meth whore that everyone has fucked for little to nothin but a shard of dope.
Did she see that seasonback trying to suck that homeless man's dick for dope?
by HEVIL & CINDERZ September 23, 2019
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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
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