POSERS

people that want to make me quit skating

i fucking hate posers like blink 182 cause they fucking suck ass that have no talent with thir insturmentsexept for the drummer

by Expose_yourself_to_kids June 10, 2005

Poser

A person who pretends to be a person they aren't.
Examples: A white guy trying to be "gangsta"
A preppy girl who tries to be a punk

Oh My God! That Girl is such a poser by singing a Avril Lavigne Song!

by S.G.S. May 14, 2005

poser

the word used to describe any boy/girl who looks punk/emo. usually wearing studded belt, converse, jeans, band t shirt, and dyed black hair. this word is mostly used BY the true punks and emos. the REAL ones wear studded belts, coverse, jeans, band t-shirts, and dyed black hair.

true punk #1: ohh look, here comes lulu, what a poser with her wannabe punk colored hair and written on converse! ( strokes his own mohawk)

true emo #1: yea, and her billy talent band shirt..shes probably never heard more than one of there songs! (looks down at his alexisonfire hoody)

by brandnew April 16, 2006

poser

1. a hard question
2. the way idiots spell poseur

man, number 47 is a poser *rubs chin*

you: the slut is such an emo goth punk poser
me: it's spelled 'poseur', you poseur
you: wateva

by pedro''s vagina November 8, 2007

Porse

A mixture of a pig and a horse.

1: "Is that a pig or a horse?"

"Fuck knows..."

2: "Geoff is such a porse"

3: Not a pig.

4: Not a horse.

by AchHunt April 26, 2012

Smiti Pose

Showing a shocked expression purposely. However looking particularly fake.

I SAW A SPIDER OH MY GOD!_ sarcastically_"omg thats such a Smiti Pose

by Imaarna June 5, 2010

emo poser

a person who thinks that he or she is a pimp, but they really aren't. an emo poser will think that he or she has a large calf muscle, that and he or she will play alot of soccer. he or she will also listen to wannabe rock alot and try to show of to friends
an emo poser will also talk about friends behind their backs.

me: yo, sup
emo poser: dude, check out my CALF-MUSCLE, ITS HUGE!
me, talking to friends later in day: dude that emo poser is such a fag

by davidklein123 September 25, 2006