Premier Pro

That fucking thing that always crashes when I'm editing, like seriously, someone needs to fix it...

if it crashes after editing hours of footage, it can usually end in instant death

Premier Pro crashed again and this made me flip my lid

by Trumpetlicker69 June 20, 2021

semi-pro football player

Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.

Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?

X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell

Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.

by Ianfection January 20, 2009

Apple Pro Stand

It good plz buy at ur local ur mom wallet, if say no plz steel

the Apple Pro Stand is the best item in the world because its $999 and it hold money moniteor that cost $4999

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Danky boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ June 21, 2019

HackBook Pro

The 1337 alternative way of saying "MacBook" or "MacBook Pro."

I just went to the Apple Store and picked up a 15" HackBook Pro!

by HackBook Pro October 5, 2007

bro get with the pro

Shortened hiphop slang for "brother, get with the program"

Used to reprimand a person who is clueless, obstinent "Bro get with the pro"

by Bicycle babe August 7, 2009

Farmers League, Pro and Pro Max

there aren't just 1 Farmers league, there are 3. Original, Pro and Pro max: this includes teams. Original is 2018 - 19 - 20 - 22 PSG, where's the 2021 you say? The 2021 is hosted by Olympique Lyonnais. The Pro is also same as Original, but the 2020 is hosted by Liverpool. The 18 19 and 21 22 is hosted by Manchester City. The Pro Max includes all years by one club, FC Bayern München. All the 4 years? Bayern.

Max likes the Farmers League, Pro and Pro Max.

by Sevaxstan FC May 13, 2023

pull a Pro

Similar to "bogart" when speaking of joints.

To get a thing as part of a series of people expecting to get the thing, but to not pass the thing onto the next person is to "pull a Pro".

Clint: Where is that camera? When can I expect it?

Skippy: I sent it to Matt five weeks ago. You don't have it yet?

Clint: No.

Doug: Wow. Total "pull a Pro".

All: agreed.

Aaron: What camera?

by Del Bastedo December 19, 2005