Pittsburgh Penguins Hattrick

When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.

Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!

by nhl_commish November 30, 2010

pittsburgh penguins

Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

penguinised

past verb. To become a penguin

theyre everywhere now, taking over the world, its only a matter of time before we are all penguinised

by Ocksford Dictionary January 19, 2005

penghorse

A mized breed, cross a penguin with a horse! Rather large animals come in lots of different colors, espesially TANGERINE. See also horse and penguin

This rather large creature invaded my house last night. I later learned it was a Penghorse!

by Susan McClain March 12, 2008

Penguin Circle

A gathering of 3+ men that stand in a circle naked each one with their weiners up anothers butthole all pumping back and forth as if having sex.

Man my butthole is so sore from the penguin circle last night.

by Kc Maranda March 2, 2009

Penguinated

Well the word penguinated can be used in a nice way or in an evil way

Penguinated is a word that can meen anything

Or it can meen when a penguin trys to take over something/ someone

John - OMG Halley I can't belive you just done that it was so penguinated

Ben - I love you mike you are so penguinated

Sam - One day the penguins will take over the world and we will all be penguinated

by TrailerTrash June 22, 2009

Pengness

Used to measure how hot a girl is from a scale of 1-10.

Hey what would scarlett johansson on a scale of 1-10, pengness wise?

by Ultimate Puller 1237 July 28, 2017