Double suicide jerk off

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

by EynonC December 22, 2019

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as right as my jerk hand

Confirmation/acceptance of something, referring to the speakers handedness for masturbation.

Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.

by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

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December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!

National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!

by FlareHC October 18, 2019

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knee jerk Bush hatred

being rational and placing responsibility where it belongs when failures have occured.

LN3: "between Iraq, the inability to catch Osama Bin Laden, the current economic meltdown, our foreign relations with what were previously friendly nations accross the globe I'd say that George Bush was a horrible leader and president."

AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"

by LN3 March 10, 2009

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