Mateo Lozano

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches

veronica:oh my god Mateo Lozano is coming *has orgasim*

by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019

Mate

Someone who is your friend; a word used by Australians as well

Person 1: Hey Carl, what's up?

Person 2: Hey! Not much mate, it's been kind of boring lately

by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019

MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..

SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES

by Maak4060 March 4, 2019

Mateo

He typically goes by Teo and hates when people call him Mat.
He likes pretending that he's macho and a super dom. He's also secretly a furry and hates when people call him out for it. He's loud and he has many voice cracks.

Follow his meme page.

There goes Mateo... what a bagel.

by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019

Mateio

A jokester who always tells jokes and takes things not that serious. Also someone who switches things a lot

Example: switches from Houston Rockets to Milwaukee Bucks than Toronto Raptors

Omg your such a Mateio for switching teams

by Urmumgeilololo June 9, 2019

mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.

i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

matearoony

A NOUN meaning mate or friend typically said by

over-excited person who is happy

Its a joly good day, oh hi MATEAROONY

by super duper dedoid September 2, 2019