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Ur Mom 

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Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
Ex.
Home Dog: What you doing over there
You: Ur Mom
Bystanders: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Home Dog: 😕
Ur Mom by Jeromeismehnamr March 1, 2015
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Almond Mom 

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A fitness, diet, organic, yoga, eating disorder, almond type of mom
Yolanda is an almond mom
Almond Mom by n1va December 23, 2022
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Almond mom 

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A mom who is stuck in dieting culture. The mom who projects their fears of fat phobia onto their own kids. The mom who thinks she is doing good for their kids but is really causing trauma. The term originates from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”.
“I hated my almond mom. She would always make comments about my weight”
Almond mom by ChungusBoi November 26, 2022
Word of the Day on April 5, 2024
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ur mom giey 

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an underrated meme that i love; typically replied to with “no u” or “ur grannys a tranny”
“u know what? ur mom giey.”
“no u,, ur grannys a tranny”
ur mom giey by baby shark June 11, 2018
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Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) 

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anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
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Ur mom gay lol 

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The worst insult in the history of insults. So powerful that if said once can kill a man. Often used in memes.
Guy 1: Lmao ur so gay!
Me: Ur mom gay lol.
Guy 1: *immediately gets killed by army of Ugandan gimps*