mikespeed

One increment of speed or velocity above that of absolute zero.

"We have to leave in five minutes and you're going mikespeed?

by Villiam83 May 28, 2008

mikesophagus

A condition in which someone is a huge loud ass bitch and only speaks in one volume: ear shatteringly LOUD

Man, shut the fuck up! Do you have mikesophagus or something?

by Mr Kaido January 20, 2009

melestache

Feeling or being of the melon while wearing a false mustache

I'm feeling like a melestache because I'm so gay like that.

by The Peace Maker January 23, 2009

Mile Jamin

The act of fornicating while running.

Look at Alex and Kayla mile jamin!

by Mr. Dontplay 'n' MAK January 17, 2010

mile high tug

The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)

Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?

by Beauties September 5, 2016

mile high wings

Having sex while in an airplane.

Jerry got his mile high wings when he banged the flight attendant in the cockpit.

by DeepDishPizza August 1, 2016

Mices

Mices is several groups of mice

"There are mices in Germany, Russia and India

by ChanniiRob🤘🏻 August 15, 2016