PJ Masks

Point of View: It's the summer of 2011, you have recently found the girl of your life, you really want to have kids, but the wedding plans aren't ready yet, so you decide to be a sl*t and impregnate your girlfriend pre-marriage, 7 months later the baby is born two months too early, you still love the child and your wife, (yes you are officially married now)
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.

PJ masks is not the TV show of all time.

by Tim7 November 21, 2022

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friend-masking

when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.

"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"

by maddyyyyyyyyyh May 22, 2023

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by jennybesty March 12, 2020

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vaxxed n masked

When you are vaccinated and maskinated.

Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 30, 2022

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Masker

Someone who is of an extreme Liberal point of view and who has elevated COVID-19 prevention or mitigation to the point of a religious persuasion as a measure of political correctness, like they have become a zealot and judge and shame others for their “lesser” measures and difference of opinion. A Masker uses COVID-19 prevention to make a display of their extreme Liberal persuasion and self-defined political correctness, especially for others to see. Reference COVIDIAN as a similar term.

“Look at those two MASKERS! They just yelled at that guy because he pulled his mask down in public to take a drink of coffee!” Or, “I wash my hands frequently and wear a mask, but I'm not going all MASKER and posting on social media about how we should be keeping the mask on in the car even while driving solo!" Or, "Dude! Why you going all MASKER on me just because I don't agree with your opinion on the 2nd Amendment!"

by Spanky1968 September 28, 2020

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