Janko

Internet homotron. Gaydar setter-offer.

Janko loves teh mansechs.

by HarddriveEater June 11, 2006

junior varsity

A high school or college team made up of people not good enough to be at the top level

That kid sucks, so he's on junior varsity.

by Arparthurnax LeFanje April 26, 2016

junior

a high school student in 11th grade that is almost a senoir, and apparently thinks they have earned respect, even though in most cases havent. They think they should be respected because they are a junior, but have no reason to be respected. are usually hostile to lowerclassmen mostly out of jelousy, because they wish peole cared about them.

The junior girls at our school hate the freshmen.

by aka ♥ April 2, 2007

Jesus Junior

A vibrator, Dildo, something used to stimulate female sex organs to the point of orgamasm. got its name from Lauren, who said that "Only jesus could make me feel this good." Is often blue and sparkly.

I experianced divine intervention last nite, yeah, a date with Jesus Junior.

by BLASHAMYURGOINGTOHELL April 26, 2003

Space Junk

Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.

"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"

by TMegg May 12, 2009

Jenko

Going for a Jenko

The act of emptying your bladder before :-

1) Going on your lunch break
2) Going on a Journey
3) Doing something which means a toilet will not be readily available.

Work mate 1) Just going for a Jenko lads
Work mate 2) Thats a shout, I'll join you - its 5.25 and work has nearly finished, I don't want it to cut into my free time.

by Mark Jenkinson December 10, 2008

junk hog

One who uses way more than enough junk or heroin to maintain a proper existance.

Bill said Mikey the hat was the biggest junk hog on the East Coast, but I think it is Sammy the Jam.

by miosis April 4, 2006